1 00:01:41,117 --> 00:01:43,119 Okay, we know what we're gonna do. 2 00:01:43,119 --> 00:01:46,122 Till the government indicts, anyway. 3 00:01:46,122 --> 00:01:49,626 Jimmy? This answers your concerns? 4 00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:52,629 I think a lot of good ground was covered. 5 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:56,633 Okay, i guess that's it. 6 00:01:56,633 --> 00:02:00,136 All right. 7 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:15,401 You know, you better get the tickets. I got'em already. Don't worry. 8 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:18,404 Fuck, the rangers are gonna lose anyway. 9 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:22,909 You're right, it's him. All of a sudden, he asks for a meeting... 10 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,911 to discuss shit we already covered. 11 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,914 He's wearin' a wire. 12 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:30,416 You got my okay. 13 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:32,919 Make sure you send a message to everybody else. 14 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,922 Done. 15 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:40,927 See you later. 16 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:51,971 Who was it that told me you hated fuckin' russians? 17 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,974 Ah, the two needle pricks junior brought around to pound my ass were russian. 18 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,977 For a while i was bitter. But tony'sgoumada is russian. 19 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,979 You couldn't ask for a nicer person. 20 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:02,482 These two tonight are friends of hers. 21 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:06,986 I got enough cologne on? You smell like paco rabanne crawled up your ass and died. 22 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:10,490 Oh, easy for you to say. I don't get young ones like before. 23 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,992 Well, you're gonna be glad i got you out of bed tonight. 24 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:17,247 Russian boo- boo's, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car. 25 00:03:18,748 --> 00:03:21,751 How's the hygiene over there? I don't know. 26 00:03:21,751 --> 00:03:25,255 This is here. You didn't even let me put anything decent on. 27 00:03:25,255 --> 00:03:27,257 Here we are. 28 00:03:31,261 --> 00:03:34,264 Hi, elena, baby. How are you? Hey, okay. 29 00:03:34,264 --> 00:03:36,766 Is tatiana here? I'll go get her. 30 00:03:39,769 --> 00:03:42,772 You are jimmy? Yeah, that's right. I'm jimmy. 31 00:03:47,777 --> 00:03:51,281 Oh! My man! 32 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,536 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league. 33 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,676 Have a seat. 34 00:04:13,303 --> 00:04:14,804 Fuckin' punk- ass pieces of shit. 35 00:04:15,305 --> 00:04:18,308 - Did you forget i'm a captain? - Why don't you call for help in your radio mike? 36 00:04:18,808 --> 00:04:20,810 - You fuckin' rat. - Mother of god! 37 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:23,313 - What's the matter? Not wearin' one tonight? - Nah. 38 00:04:23,813 --> 00:04:26,316 - He didn't have time to put on anything decent. - God! 39 00:04:38,461 --> 00:04:41,965 Come on. Stop. I want to watch. 40 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:49,722 - Kiss me. - Ha- ha, georgia o'keefe. 41 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:54,227 Was that your back gate? 42 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:57,230 Hmm, it's probably nothing. 43 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,733 Come here. That's what people always say in these creepy movies. 44 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:06,239 And the last thing i need is your parents come home and your dad sees my dominican ass. 45 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:09,742 Seti- i- imia! Jesus fuck! 46 00:05:11,995 --> 00:05:15,615 I just saw my grandmother go by the window. How'd she get here from her nursing home? 47 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:23,756 Settimia! 48 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:32,015 Cakey! Tell my sister to open the door. 49 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:34,517 Grandma, it's me. Anthony, junior. 50 00:05:34,517 --> 00:05:36,519 Well, you've got whooping cough. 51 00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:40,523 - Get yourself under the vaporizer. - Holy shit. 52 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:45,528 - Hey, what do you want, lady? - Go away. 53 00:05:45,528 --> 00:05:49,532 I will never speak... 54 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:54,037 another word to you again, settimia. 55 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:56,539 Grandma, aunt settimia's dead. It's me, meadow. 56 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:02,545 Facia bruta! Grandma, it's meadow, remember? Come sit down. 57 00:06:02,545 --> 00:06:06,049 Yes. Meadow. 58 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:10,553 Ohh! I can't stay in this house, honeybunch. 59 00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:12,555 Not while thatfacia bruta is in here. 60 00:06:15,058 --> 00:06:17,060 Come on, grandma. Let's go see who it is. 61 00:06:21,564 --> 00:06:25,818 - Evening. How are we tonight? - Make my sister get out of the house. 62 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,323 It's 1:00 a. M. , dear. Why were you walking on mountain avenue at this hour? 63 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,825 Shut up. 64 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:35,578 We got a complaint from your neighbors of a woman wandering. 65 00:06:35,578 --> 00:06:38,081 - She's my grandmother. - Hi, grandma. 66 00:06:38,081 --> 00:06:40,583 Ahh! How are you? 67 00:06:41,084 --> 00:06:43,586 - Ow, shit! - you know this young man? 68 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:47,090 Of course. He's-- 69 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:52,095 he's my- my grandson. 70 00:06:52,595 --> 00:06:55,548 And is this your house, dear? 71 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:06,309 Where was she trying to get to? Schrafft's. 72 00:07:08,811 --> 00:07:11,314 She's being retested... for alzheimer's. 73 00:07:11,314 --> 00:07:14,817 It's been a long odyssey with your mother, hasn't it? 74 00:07:14,817 --> 00:07:17,954 Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by. 75 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,960 Listen to me. - It's okay. - 76 00:07:25,828 --> 00:07:29,215 - let it out. - They're transferring her to the nursing unit. 77 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,718 Which is... 78 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:34,720 the thing that she dreaded and feared. 79 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:38,591 Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up... 80 00:07:38,975 --> 00:07:43,346 right after you failed to be killed in the carjacking? 81 00:07:43,346 --> 00:07:47,233 - You think it was a carjacking? - Course not. 82 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,736 But i got an idea who was behind it, 83 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,739 and... 84 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,741 'nuff said. 85 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:58,995 - You don't want to go there. - Maybe you don't want to go there. 86 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,747 What are you talkin' about? Well, let's track it. 87 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:06,002 Right around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations... 88 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:08,504 of that isabella figure? 89 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,507 The "protective, loving" mother? 90 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:15,761 Your subconscious was shouting something at you. 91 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:18,764 On the day before the shooting, 92 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:22,018 you said to me that she kept going on... 93 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:26,639 yet again about news stories of mothers throwing their babies out of windows. 94 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,142 Why don't we put our fuckin' cards on the table here? 95 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:34,647 Wh- what do you think, my mother tried to have me whacked'cause i put her in a nursing home? 96 00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:38,401 In your worst dreams, a duck flies off with your penis. 97 00:08:38,901 --> 00:08:41,904 - Castration. - Hey, my mother never went after my basket. 98 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,790 No, not literally. 99 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:50,296 Look, ordinarily a patient is helped to make his own breakthroughs. 100 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:54,166 But your life is in danger, so okay, i'm willing to put the cards on the table. 101 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,169 I say what your mother has, at the very least, 102 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,806 is what we call borderline personality disorder. 103 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:03,059 A borderline personality disorder? 104 00:09:03,059 --> 00:09:07,430 Let me read to you from the d. S. M. - Iv, okay? 105 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:09,932 Definitions of the condition? 106 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:13,436 "A pattern of unstable relationships. 107 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:16,322 Affective instability." 108 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:21,327 It means intense anxiety, a joylessness. 109 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:25,197 These people's internal phobias are the only things that exist to them. 110 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:28,200 The real world, real people are peripheral. 111 00:09:28,451 --> 00:09:31,954 These people have no love or compassion. 112 00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:35,458 Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior, 113 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:41,347 creating bitterness and conflict between others in their circle. 114 00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:44,600 You twisted fuckin' bitch. 115 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,103 That's my mother we're talkin' about, not some fuck up in attica... 116 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,605 stabbed you in the shower. Relax. 117 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:52,608 See, we're through, you and i. We're finished. 118 00:09:52,608 --> 00:09:55,611 And you're lucky if i don't break your fuckin' face in 50, 000 pieces. 119 00:09:56,112 --> 00:09:58,614 Okay. 120 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:16,048 I mean, let's face it, jackie's work is what killed him. 121 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,050 All thatagita brought on the disease. 122 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:21,554 But his reign was peaceful. This shooting with tony-- 123 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,056 suppose my jackie hadn't died of cancer. 124 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,559 Who knows how his life would have ended? 125 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:31,564 Look at angie bompensiero. A fuckin' shell since pussy disappeared. 126 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,934 Ladies, compliments of the house! 127 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,936 Buccetin"matriciana. 128 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,822 Artie, you want a pair of hippos to walk outta here? 129 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,074 That's imported pancetta in there! 130 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,578 You gonna hate me, artie, if i say i like this place better than the old vesuvio? 131 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:49,448 A few bugs to be ironed out. 132 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,951 And the one in your salad, that was a freak occurrence. 133 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:54,453 My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area. 134 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,957 The insurance really came through! 135 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,960 - Yes, it did. - Carm, what do i hear about tony's mom? 136 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:04,597 - Chiara was talkin' to meadow in school. - Yeah, looks like alzheimer's. 137 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,099 Oh, boy. Yeah. 138 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:10,603 Aw, i've known mrs."s" since-- 139 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:15,474 she's always been a-- an individualist, should we say? Huh? 140 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:19,612 But she's a real pistol. What a character! 141 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:23,115 - Aw, poor tony. - Yeah, he's beside himself. 142 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,118 He's got a lot on his plate. 143 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:30,239 The attempted carjacking-- 144 00:11:30,239 --> 00:11:34,243 - hey, well-- - i'll let you eat. 145 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,746 Okay. Enjoy! Thanks, artie. 146 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,753 Oh, my god, look who's here! 147 00:11:44,754 --> 00:11:46,756 What? You hiding back here? 148 00:11:46,756 --> 00:11:49,258 Your best friend's on table 12. 149 00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:51,761 When are you gonna bury the hatchet? 150 00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:54,263 Arthur, i love carmela like a sister. 151 00:11:54,263 --> 00:11:57,266 We just don't want this place to become another mob hangout... 152 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,268 like the old vesuvio. 153 00:11:59,268 --> 00:12:01,270 Get it into your head that a certain amount... 154 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:04,273 of that kind of patronage creates "buzz." 155 00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:08,277 Artie, that kind of buzz we should avoid in droves. 156 00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:17,286 Sh- it! 157 00:12:17,286 --> 00:12:20,423 - Your first time here? - The dellacroces gave me a gift certificate. 158 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:22,925 It's part of artie's opening promotion. 159 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,678 - You will notbelievethe food. - That's what i hear. 160 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,681 Although they'd have to be doing something pretty special back there... 161 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,683 to trump you two ladies at the spice rack. 162 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,437 I was over at carmela's the other night, ro. 163 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:38,441 We had somezabaglion'that-- well, now, of course, we did make it together. 164 00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:40,443 But everybody was just raving about it. 165 00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:44,313 Please, you made it, basically. 166 00:12:44,313 --> 00:12:49,819 I only wish tony had taken me up on my offer to talk to him about the carjacking. 167 00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:53,322 - Well, that makes two of us. - Yeah. 168 00:12:53,322 --> 00:12:55,825 Well, i better get seated and order. 169 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:59,328 No, wait, wait. Stay here. Take a load off. 170 00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:01,330 Yeah. H- how's the watch, father phil? 171 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:03,332 Oh, it's fantastic. 172 00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:07,586 I realized this morning i can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown. 173 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,589 - Well, i haven't done it yet. - Is that jackie's watch? 174 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,482 Thanks again, ro. 175 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,625 Mr. Soprano was kind enough to come with us. 176 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,128 Yeah, when you threatened to wait until my kids got home. 177 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,130 I'm sure agent harris explained... 178 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,632 that there's something we'd like you to hear. 179 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,520 The springsteen boxed set. I already got it. 180 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,022 - You know agent grasso, i believe? - Yeah, how are you doin'? 181 00:14:00,022 --> 00:14:02,525 Have a seat. 182 00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:10,282 As we both know, there's been an attempt on your life. 183 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,284 You have enemies. 184 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:14,787 I'd say it's a safe assumption that you may have... 185 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,790 finally run out your string here in north jersey. 186 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,293 The lovely agent harris and i have had this conversation. I'll pass. 187 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,796 You haven't heard what's on the tape. 188 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,298 Play it, 'cause i don't give a fuck what's on it. 189 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,801 I understand you and agent grasso... 190 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:32,304 had an interesting colloquy about our, uh, shared heritage. 191 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,808 - Colla- who? - You and i are notcompare, tony. 192 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,311 You on the one hand, me and agent grasso on the other, 193 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:43,315 even though our ancestors all hailed from the same sunny peninsula. 194 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,318 What the fuck is your problem? 195 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,322 But we do share some cultural ideas. 196 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:55,828 Religious, culinary, matriarchal-- 197 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,330 maybe we can motivate you to testify. 198 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,833 Why don't you get the kumquats out of your mouth and get to the fuckin' point, 199 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,335 because i don't know what you're talkin' about. 200 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,460 Boy, anthony must've really gotten under your collar. 201 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:15,965 Admit it. You're lookin' to crack hiscoglionifor puttin' you in here. 202 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,968 I- i don't know what you're talkin' about. 203 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,688 Yeah. And i'm playin' shortstop for the mets. 204 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:28,060 A psychiatrist. He's been seein' one for a while now. 205 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,564 God only knows what he says. 206 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,567 You wired green grove. You must have taken me for an idiot. 207 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,569 It was my idea. 208 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,571 Everyone else thought it was a waste of money. 209 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,958 My cousin cakey, 210 00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,961 after he had his lobotomy, looked exactly like my son. 211 00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:48,414 Livia-- empty, a shell. 212 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,883 Better cakey had died than go on living like that. 213 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,887 That's what his own mother always used to say. 214 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,516 What are you talking about, meetings? Well, who, for christ's sake, livia? 215 00:16:07,516 --> 00:16:11,020 All of them. Raymond. 216 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,606 - Larry. - Three of my capos have their mothers in this place? 217 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,610 If this is true, livia, you know what i-- 218 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,113 i mean, i'm the boss, for christ's sake. If i don't act-- 219 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,116 blood or no-- 220 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,618 i have to. 221 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,776 Mrs."s." 222 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,028 How are you? 223 00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:57,399 You remember me? 224 00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:02,404 Arthur bucco? That's right. 225 00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:06,041 - Victoria's boy! - That's right. 226 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:11,046 Yeah, you and my johnny used to play little league together. 227 00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:14,666 No, johnny was yourhusband. 228 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,668 But you're right about the little league. 229 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:21,807 - That was me andtony. - My son. That's right. 230 00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:24,560 Yeah. 231 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:29,181 Aw, gee, what's the matter with me? 232 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:35,187 - How are you? - Well, how are you, arthur? 233 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,940 Never been better. 234 00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:45,447 It's a nice room. Lots of sun! 235 00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:47,950 Yeah. Oh, sit down. 236 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:49,952 How's your mother? 237 00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:53,705 - You call her every day? - Mom passed away. 238 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,960 Really? When? 239 00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:02,464 About six months ago. 240 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,851 Please, give her my regards. 241 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:09,354 Is she still on that crazy diet? 242 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,863 I, uh, i brought you something. 243 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,865 Um, from my restaurant. 244 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:24,119 - I don't know if you remember vesuvio? - Oh, of course i do. 245 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,622 That was way back when your dad had it. 246 00:18:27,122 --> 00:18:28,624 Good for you! 247 00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:31,627 Yeah, i got a new restaurant. 248 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:36,131 Here you go. 249 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,635 Gavadel! 250 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:43,639 With the nice duck ragout. Homemade. It's northern. 251 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:47,643 Oh, northern. 252 00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:55,517 Mrs."s," what's the matter? 253 00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:02,024 - Is it something i said? - 254 00:19:02,024 --> 00:19:07,029 you're a good boy, arthur, comin' to visit me. 255 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:12,784 We go back a ways. You made a mean p. B. And j. 256 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:16,038 After what my son did to you-- 257 00:19:16,038 --> 00:19:19,041 oh, how can i look you in the face? 258 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,926 Tony? 259 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,928 What did he do now? 260 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,298 Y- you don't blame him for setting the fire? 261 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,271 Well, you're a bigger man than some. 262 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,641 Well, we should all be grateful that... 263 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,644 nobody was incinerated to death. 264 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:52,241 Altieri's wake is tonight. I phoned in a bomb scare. 265 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,243 You know, that's over the top. 266 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,253 It was junior and mikey that definitely took out the hit. 267 00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:07,256 - Start things movin'. - Not like we didn't know. 268 00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:10,759 - How did you find out for sure? - No room for interpretation. 269 00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:13,762 Minchia. "T," i'm sorry. 270 00:20:13,762 --> 00:20:15,764 Your own uncle. Now, let's do it right. 271 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,768 Act normal. Plan things out. 272 00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:22,271 - Make no mistakes. - If i'm your uncle, 273 00:20:22,271 --> 00:20:24,773 i gotta finish what i started. 274 00:20:24,773 --> 00:20:29,278 He can strike first. Yeah, and he won't use boys 2 menthis time. 275 00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:32,281 - He'll go with what he knows. - Chucky signore. 276 00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:34,283 No, mikey's now too high up. 277 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:37,286 So, chucky's gotta disappear without settin' off any alarms. 278 00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:41,290 I just passed my coast guard tests. 279 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:46,795 "T." anything else? 280 00:20:46,795 --> 00:20:49,798 My ear hurts. 281 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,694 Here. One of mine. 282 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,696 It'll help you sleep. 283 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:11,203 What kinda person can i be, where his own mother wants him dead? 284 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,709 The problem is not with you. 285 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,711 That woman is a peculiar duck. 286 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,214 She always has been. 287 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:26,718 Yeah, but that's not the point. She's gotten worse with age. 288 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,720 You think my mother didn't warn me about her on my wedding night? 289 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,722 Please, don't start with that again. 290 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,225 Your sisters left new jersey so young you would have thought... 291 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,727 there were contracts out on them! 292 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:39,231 I know. But you were different. 293 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,234 You tried to make it work. 294 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,239 Two pricks with nine millimeters. 295 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,742 My self- esteem is nonexistent right now. 296 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,245 Well, i could kill her. 297 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,747 With these two hands. 298 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,749 The next time i see her, it's gonna be-- 299 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,751 you gotta play "the concerned daughter- in- law." 300 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:04,256 You gotta stay even- keeled, for the sake of the business. Fuck the business! 301 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:08,260 And let me tell you something, tony, dollars to donuts this alzheimer's thing is an act, 302 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,762 so she can't be called on her shit. 303 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:18,770 Uncle jun and i, we had our problems. With the business. 304 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,273 But i never should have asked him about eatin' pussy. 305 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,775 This whole war could have been averted. 306 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,279 Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this! 307 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:31,283 You had to see a shrink because of the mother you had. 308 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:36,788 When i look at the guys now, all i feel is humiliation. 309 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,794 I'll take care of my uncle. 310 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,297 And i'll take care of mikey "p." 311 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:49,301 And i'll get some satisfaction. 312 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,303 But inside, 313 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,306 i'll know. 314 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,325 Ton'! Jesus christ, relax. 315 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,943 - What the fuck you doin' here? - Takin' thestugatz. 316 00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,446 - Puttin' it in the marina next door. - No shit. 317 00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:20,332 Look at this baby i caught right off the point here. 318 00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:21,510 - Just wait a minute. Wait. All right, wait. - Oh, no! No! 319 00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:26,148 - Look, look, i need to talk to you! - No! 320 00:24:26,148 --> 00:24:29,151 Come on! 321 00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:32,154 I'm dialing 9- 1- 1. 322 00:24:32,154 --> 00:24:34,656 Because you've given me no choice. 323 00:24:35,157 --> 00:24:36,658 Come on! 324 00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:41,163 If anything happens to me, they're gonna hear everything. 325 00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:43,165 Look, you wanna talk, we'll go down to the coffee shop. 326 00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:47,169 - Plenty of people around. - Emergency services. May i help you? 327 00:24:47,669 --> 00:24:49,671 Hey! I need to talk to you. 328 00:24:49,671 --> 00:24:54,176 Do i have your word that i'm in no physical danger? 329 00:24:54,176 --> 00:24:56,678 Yes. I am humbled that you would take my word. Yes. 330 00:24:56,678 --> 00:25:00,682 - What? - Aw, fuck me. Yes! You've got my word! 331 00:25:00,682 --> 00:25:04,186 Emergency services. State the nature of your emergency. Come on! 332 00:25:04,186 --> 00:25:07,189 Hello? Hello? 333 00:25:20,702 --> 00:25:22,704 Oh, god! 334 00:25:26,575 --> 00:25:30,078 I take no pleasure in the fact that i was right about your mother. 335 00:25:32,214 --> 00:25:34,716 You have any dreams since you heard the f. B. I. Tapes? 336 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,835 No. 337 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,842 Some sex dreams. 338 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:49,981 Involving-- my neighbor. Jeanne cusamano. 339 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,352 - Go on. - Well, we're doin' it, doggie- sty-- 340 00:25:56,855 --> 00:26:00,242 - you know jeanne. - That's okay. Go on. 341 00:26:01,743 --> 00:26:05,247 I'm doin' her doggie- style. 342 00:26:05,247 --> 00:26:09,751 And i finish, you know, and her big ass is-- 343 00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:12,120 oh, look, we don't got time for this shit. 344 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,122 It's interesting that you would say a big ass, 345 00:26:14,122 --> 00:26:16,625 'cause jeanne is quite slender. 346 00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:19,261 We got bigger things to talk about than jeanne cusamano's ass. 347 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:23,381 Like feelings of worthlessness, sparked by your mother's plot to have you killed? 348 00:26:23,632 --> 00:26:25,634 One of the reasons that they tried to have me clipped... 349 00:26:26,134 --> 00:26:28,136 is'cause i'm seeing a shrink. 350 00:26:28,136 --> 00:26:30,772 - You. - Oh. 351 00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:32,641 Uh. 352 00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:35,026 You know that patient- doctor conversation is privileged, 353 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:38,029 and i couldn't testify against anybody. 354 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:41,900 Well, maybe they know that, and maybe they don't. 355 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,786 Either way, they're using it as a fuckin' excuse. 356 00:26:44,786 --> 00:26:48,290 You never mentioned any of your associates by name! 357 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:51,793 All except for that, uh, one fellow, uh, booty? 358 00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:56,047 - Pussy. Pussy! - Pussy, booty-- i don't know his last name! 359 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,050 And look, anything concerning your uncle junior-- 360 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:04,055 all right, shut the fuck up a minute. You're in danger. 361 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:07,175 Get outta here! That's not fair! 362 00:27:07,175 --> 00:27:09,811 Fair? What are you talking about, fair? They don't give a shit about fair. 363 00:27:12,814 --> 00:27:15,317 Okay, what am i supposed to do? 364 00:27:15,317 --> 00:27:18,820 Leave town. Today. Right now. 365 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:22,324 I'm gonna get some guys here to stay with you until you get on a plane. 366 00:27:22,324 --> 00:27:24,826 I can't just do that! Lam it! 367 00:27:24,826 --> 00:27:28,330 - I have a life! I have patients! - Tell'em august came early. 368 00:27:28,446 --> 00:27:30,448 It doesn't work that way. 369 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,450 I have patients who are suicidal. 370 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:34,586 They're not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped. 371 00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:39,457 - Jesus fucking christ! - Look, i know. 372 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,459 I'm sorry, okay? 373 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,962 I'm gonna work on this problem with the people that pose a threat to you, 374 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:46,965 and i'll take care of it, and you'll be able to come back. 375 00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:52,854 My god. People are gonna get murdered, aren't they? 376 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:56,474 Don't worry about distractions. You keep your eye on the ball. 377 00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:59,611 - I know what you're thinkin'. - You have no idea what i'm thinking. 378 00:27:59,728 --> 00:28:02,731 You're thinkin' you're gonna go to the cops! But you can't give them anything. 379 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:08,486 Don't be stupid. Even in the short term. 380 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:11,623 Get the fuck out of town. 381 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:18,129 You been a good doctor to me. Thank you. 382 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:32,227 Artie, how's your rash? 383 00:28:36,731 --> 00:28:38,733 - What the fuck are you doin'? - How could you? 384 00:28:39,234 --> 00:28:42,604 - How the fuck couldyou-- - you took their money? 385 00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:47,492 Good, then do it. Do it, 'cause i don't give a fuck anymore. 386 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,495 That restaurant was like my child. 387 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:53,364 So they got in your ear. Three generations... 388 00:28:53,748 --> 00:28:57,752 of buccos sweated over that same stove. 389 00:28:57,752 --> 00:28:59,754 Even your mother treasures the memory of vesuvio. 390 00:29:03,758 --> 00:29:05,760 My mother? 391 00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:09,013 Oh, don't say she's lying, ton. Because why would she? 392 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:12,884 What'd she tell you, my mother? Don't make it worse. 393 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,387 Do me the respect of not treating me... 394 00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:18,890 like a fuckin' idiot piece of shit. 395 00:29:21,776 --> 00:29:26,281 When you blew up the restaurant, you made me party to a criminal conspiracy. 396 00:29:26,281 --> 00:29:28,283 Did you ever stop to think about that? 397 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:33,037 I don't know what she told you, my mother-- of all people-- 398 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:37,292 two arson investigators gave that fire a clean bill of health, artie. 399 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:41,045 - Why the fuck would i blow up your restaurant? - To help me! 400 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:44,048 You fuckin' bent psycho. 401 00:29:44,165 --> 00:29:46,668 You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my business... 402 00:29:46,801 --> 00:29:50,305 by stagin' a hit in my place, and that's your solution? 403 00:29:50,305 --> 00:29:53,308 To burn it down for the insurance money! 404 00:29:56,177 --> 00:29:59,180 What kind of stupid, sick, twisted logic? 405 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:04,819 All right. Ask yourself a question: Am i that fuckin' stupid? 406 00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:08,823 Huh? Am i that fuckin' stupid? 407 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:10,942 Really? 408 00:30:14,195 --> 00:30:18,700 My mother, god bless her, 409 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,703 is goin' senile, artie. 410 00:30:22,203 --> 00:30:26,207 - I mean, you saw. - I loved my new place so much. 411 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:30,461 And this ruins everything. 412 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:35,466 I swear to god... 413 00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:38,469 i didn't touch your place, artie. 414 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:42,473 My mother was confused. 415 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:45,109 Look me in the eye. 416 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:49,731 Tell me you didn't lay a finger on my place. 417 00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:55,236 I didn't burn down your restaurant. 418 00:30:55,236 --> 00:30:58,239 I swear on my mother. 419 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,635 Take it easy! 420 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,637 What the fuck are you doin'? 421 00:31:24,399 --> 00:31:26,401 Come on. Look out! You could-- 422 00:31:33,408 --> 00:31:35,910 it's good we can get together, you know, for our regular sunday dinner. 423 00:31:35,910 --> 00:31:39,414 Or somebody's nose could get out of joint. 424 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,419 Joint! 425 00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:48,423 You've got to admit it, ma, 426 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:51,175 it's a nice nursing unit where they let you be signed out for family occasions. 427 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:53,177 I don't have to admit anything. 428 00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,930 - I gotta leave in ten minutes. - Meadow! 429 00:31:55,930 --> 00:31:57,932 Well, i don't want dessert, and i have to study with hunter. 430 00:31:57,932 --> 00:32:00,935 - Is this pork cooked? - kids are growin' up. 431 00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:03,688 Gonna be out of the house soon. 432 00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:06,057 - Even goo- gootz over there. - If you believe she's going to study, 433 00:32:06,441 --> 00:32:11,195 - i got a bridge to sell you. - I read last week in the paper... 434 00:32:11,312 --> 00:32:13,314 about this family in "saint luis" obispo. 435 00:32:13,815 --> 00:32:16,818 In california. 436 00:32:16,818 --> 00:32:19,320 That whole family died of trichinosis. 437 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,206 That's uncooked pork. 438 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,709 That was last year. That same family. 439 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:28,329 Listen to him. He knows everything. 440 00:32:34,469 --> 00:32:36,721 So, uncle jun, what do you hear from your lawyer on the big thing? 441 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:40,224 Hey, on and on it goes. Ma, don't you agree... 442 00:32:40,591 --> 00:32:42,593 they should not talk business at the table? 443 00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:44,846 What's goin' on in your little corner of the world? 444 00:32:44,846 --> 00:32:48,349 - Such as? - I don't know. The state of the union? 445 00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:53,354 So, i hear artie bucco came to see you. 446 00:32:53,354 --> 00:32:55,857 Who is artie? 447 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:03,614 - Friend of mine, from elementary school. - 448 00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:06,117 he owns a restaurant. 449 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:10,121 They had a little fire in it. He came to see me? 450 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,624 Where? Wh- where-- where are we talkin' about? Here? 451 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:29,357 I've lost faith in everything. 452 00:33:29,357 --> 00:33:32,860 You moved away from god quite some time ago, though. 453 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:38,483 Is it fair to say it's not just this recent crisis? Yeah. Back in high school. 454 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,487 Maybe before. 455 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:46,991 I- i bring the kids here on holidays, but my mind wanders. 456 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:50,378 I just...stare at the stained glass, 457 00:33:50,378 --> 00:33:52,880 people's hats-- 458 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,384 i'm full of rage, father. 459 00:33:56,884 --> 00:33:59,387 Murderous...whatever... 460 00:33:59,387 --> 00:34:01,889 urges. 461 00:34:01,889 --> 00:34:07,395 I don't just hate this man. I hate all men. 462 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:11,516 I hate life. 463 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:14,152 Have you talked with your wife? 464 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,654 I can't. Why? 465 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,657 Oh, what it would do to her. 466 00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:22,660 She's been through so much. 467 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,912 Charmaine's a strong woman. 468 00:34:25,413 --> 00:34:28,416 Anyway, she's going to find out in the course of the investigation. 469 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:34,922 I, uh-- i didn't go to the insurance company. 470 00:34:35,423 --> 00:34:39,427 Why not? Well, legally, what if i'm wrong? 471 00:34:39,927 --> 00:34:41,929 I could get hit with a defamation suit. 472 00:34:41,929 --> 00:34:46,434 Arthur, you know what your heart is telling you. 473 00:34:48,436 --> 00:34:50,438 I think the only reason you haven't told charmaine... 474 00:34:50,438 --> 00:34:54,442 is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately. 475 00:34:54,442 --> 00:34:59,564 And this will jeopardize your restaurant. Everything. 476 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:02,567 You must be strong. 477 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,072 All due respect, father, 478 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:10,074 you're getting off the subject. 479 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,715 Sorry i'm fuckin' late. 480 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,219 Okay. 481 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,721 I need to tell you something. 482 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:27,725 And i want you should hear it from me, not from some asshole in the street. 483 00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:35,733 About four or five months ago, 484 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,735 i started seein' a psychiatrist. 485 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:44,242 You know, i was passin' out, and uh, they couldn't find nothin'. 486 00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:47,745 She's been helpin' me with that. 487 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:58,756 Okay, come on. Give it to me! Give it to my face. 488 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:07,765 Well, i'm sure you did it with complete discretion. 489 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:13,271 And, uh, speakin' for pussy, if he's still alive, 490 00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:15,773 i'm sure he would agree. 491 00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:18,776 Business was not discussed. No names were mentioned. 492 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:25,283 Junior knows. 493 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,285 He's decided to use it against me. 494 00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:38,045 Ask now. 'Cause we're not discussing this again. 495 00:36:41,048 --> 00:36:44,552 It's not the worst thing i ever heard. 496 00:36:44,552 --> 00:36:47,555 I was seein' a therapist myself about a year ago. 497 00:36:52,059 --> 00:36:55,062 I had some issues. Enough said. 498 00:36:55,062 --> 00:36:57,064 I learned some copin' skills. 499 00:36:57,064 --> 00:37:01,068 Look, uh, this thing of ours, 500 00:37:01,569 --> 00:37:04,071 the way it's goin'-- 501 00:37:04,071 --> 00:37:08,075 it'd be better if we could admit to each other, uh, these are... 502 00:37:08,075 --> 00:37:12,079 painful, stressful times. 503 00:37:14,081 --> 00:37:16,083 But it'll never fuckin' happen. 504 00:37:18,586 --> 00:37:21,589 What about you? You got a problem with this? 505 00:37:21,589 --> 00:37:24,592 Uh-- 506 00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:30,097 what was it like, marriage counseling? 507 00:37:32,099 --> 00:37:36,103 Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah. 508 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:52,236 The contra commandant was trying to scare us priests. 509 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:55,239 That's so dangerous down there. 510 00:37:56,624 --> 00:37:59,126 Mm! Aw-- 511 00:37:59,126 --> 00:38:04,131 oh, the fresh basil really adds to it. 512 00:38:04,131 --> 00:38:06,133 Mm- hmm. Mm- hmm. Yeah? 513 00:38:07,134 --> 00:38:09,136 Mm. Oh, father, you got a little-- 514 00:38:09,136 --> 00:38:11,138 mm, thanks. ...mess here. 515 00:38:11,138 --> 00:38:13,007 You want a little bit? No, please. 516 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:17,395 I have so much at home. And so, how are the twins, rosalie? 517 00:38:32,026 --> 00:38:34,028 We should start with, "would you like a cocktail, 518 00:38:34,528 --> 00:38:38,032 or see the wine list?" Yeah, sure. 519 00:38:38,032 --> 00:38:40,418 I'll do it however you like. On my other job, the waiters usually do... 520 00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:45,423 the cocktail solicitation, but if you want, i'll do it as i seat them. 521 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,925 Good. Great. Thanks! All right. 522 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:52,797 She catches on fast, that one. 523 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:57,802 Very conscientious. She's workin' two jobs, to become a music manager. 524 00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,804 Whatever that is. 525 00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:04,809 Everything is goin' so good. 526 00:39:07,311 --> 00:39:09,814 The new exterminators? I got faith. 527 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:12,817 The owner is portuguese. They're sticklers. 528 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:17,321 I feel so wonderful we're up and running again. 529 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:20,825 Oh, you said you had something to tell me. 530 00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:26,330 I like the bar stools. 531 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:37,475 You're in a good mood today, dad. 532 00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:49,987 And if chucky calls, you get me on the cell phone. 533 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:52,990 Ho! You hear me? 534 00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:55,993 Yeah, okay. I think that i heard you, already. 535 00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:57,995 Go take a midol. 536 00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:24,889 Nipps. Nipps! 537 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:27,641 Jeez. Bad boy! 538 00:41:18,826 --> 00:41:21,829 - You prick! - 539 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:31,088 yeow! Motherfucker! 540 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:41,098 Ow! You son of a bitch! Oh, come on. Please. 541 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,717 Please. Come on. Come on! 542 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:47,721 Oh, come on! Come on, please! Please! 543 00:41:48,222 --> 00:41:50,224 Fuckin' poison ivy all over. 544 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,478 My friend brendan, you shot him in his bathtub naked. 545 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:57,481 - No chance to run. - No! I swear to god! 546 00:41:57,481 --> 00:42:00,868 - It wasn't me, it was junior. He hated that kid. - Yeah, right. It was junior. 547 00:42:00,868 --> 00:42:05,623 - Mister magoo. - Oh, come on! Please! Please, please. 548 00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:08,125 I can feel it itching me already! 549 00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,156 Corrado soprano? F. B. I. Fuck. 550 00:42:45,779 --> 00:42:49,533 Are you lawrence barese? Aw, what the fuck. Go on. 551 00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:53,537 Joseph sasso, you're under arrest. Fuck. 552 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:56,674 Junior soprano, alleged boss of the new jersey crime family... 553 00:42:56,674 --> 00:43:01,178 that bears his name, was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. 554 00:43:01,428 --> 00:43:03,931 F. B. I. And local police-- talk about fuckin' timing. 555 00:43:03,931 --> 00:43:08,936 - He's lucky he's still alive. - ...along with lawrence "larry boy" barese, 556 00:43:09,303 --> 00:43:14,308 ailing alleged underboss joseph "beppy" sasso, and 13 other reputed mob figures. 557 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:17,311 Oh, my god. It's uncle junior. 558 00:43:17,311 --> 00:43:20,814 Yeah. Look at the old guy. Makin' him do the perp walk. 559 00:43:20,814 --> 00:43:23,951 - A legitimate businessman. - Dad, cut the crap. 560 00:43:23,951 --> 00:43:25,953 Go blow- dry your hair. 561 00:43:25,953 --> 00:43:29,206 These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation, 562 00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:31,709 stretching back nearly four years. 563 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:34,962 They represent the most crippling blow to mob activities... 564 00:43:35,329 --> 00:43:39,967 in the new jersey area since the early 1980s. 565 00:43:39,967 --> 00:43:42,836 Uncle junior got busted. 566 00:43:42,836 --> 00:43:44,838 Cool. 567 00:43:44,838 --> 00:43:46,840 Not seized today, although named in the indictments, 568 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:52,596 was alleged soprano enforcer and loan sharking chief, michael "grab bag" palmice. 569 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:57,601 Authorities believe palmice may have fled the new jersey area, acting on prior knowledge. 570 00:43:57,851 --> 00:43:59,853 Oh, lucky him! Earlier today, 571 00:43:59,987 --> 00:44:02,489 palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. 572 00:44:03,490 --> 00:44:05,993 Yeah, he was, uh, he was so happy. 573 00:44:05,993 --> 00:44:09,496 He was going out to try out these new running shoes. 574 00:44:09,496 --> 00:44:13,617 You know, he told me that he loved me, 575 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:15,619 and that he would be right back! 576 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:19,006 - I can't-- 577 00:44:19,006 --> 00:44:21,508 all right, go. Come on. Go eat somewhere else. 578 00:44:21,508 --> 00:44:24,011 Coming up next, rain from canada. 579 00:44:24,011 --> 00:44:27,381 Hello. Yeah, counselor, thanks for gettin' back to me so quick. 580 00:44:29,383 --> 00:44:32,886 He says it's a broad indictment that sounds better for the feds than it really is. 581 00:44:33,387 --> 00:44:36,890 I wasn't named'cause the focus of the investigation is some telephone calling card scam... 582 00:44:36,890 --> 00:44:38,892 that junior and larry had goin', 583 00:44:38,892 --> 00:44:43,397 and this diamante technical stock thing that i wasn't into. 584 00:44:43,530 --> 00:44:45,532 Thank god. 585 00:44:45,532 --> 00:44:48,535 That prick altieri gave them reams of shit. 586 00:44:48,535 --> 00:44:51,038 They got stuff on me, they got stuff on all of us... 587 00:44:51,038 --> 00:44:54,041 from the surveillance at the green grove. 588 00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:58,045 They just don't have a case yet. "An ongoing investigation," the d. A. Said. 589 00:44:58,045 --> 00:45:00,547 They always say that to make it sound good. 590 00:45:02,049 --> 00:45:04,551 But this is no fuckin' joke. 591 00:45:04,551 --> 00:45:06,553 What i gotta worry about now... 592 00:45:06,553 --> 00:45:09,556 is the guys that got pinched today, if they flip. 593 00:45:18,565 --> 00:45:20,567 All right. Good work. 594 00:45:25,072 --> 00:45:27,074 Art! Hello. How are things? 595 00:45:27,074 --> 00:45:29,576 Good, father. Busy! Yeah! 596 00:45:29,576 --> 00:45:33,080 You? Like the man said, "rust never sleeps." 597 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,583 Listen, father-- 598 00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:39,586 i want to thank you for taking the time out to talk to me the other day. 599 00:45:39,586 --> 00:45:43,590 Ahh. Did you bring your wife into things? No. 600 00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:47,594 No? Sitting there in the house of god, i realized... 601 00:45:47,594 --> 00:45:50,597 you can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person. 602 00:45:50,597 --> 00:45:53,100 A positive ion or a negative ion. 603 00:45:54,601 --> 00:45:57,604 I- i'm not quite sure i get what you're saying. 604 00:45:57,604 --> 00:45:59,606 It's just that... 605 00:46:00,107 --> 00:46:03,610 this woman's always been an odd bird, a sea of negativity. 606 00:46:04,111 --> 00:46:07,114 Even as a kid, we all learned to take her ravings with a grain of salt. 607 00:46:07,114 --> 00:46:09,616 But you also said the son was unstable. 608 00:46:14,621 --> 00:46:17,124 Complicated? Yes, he is. 609 00:46:17,124 --> 00:46:20,127 Little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is. 610 00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:25,249 But it would only add to the quotient of sorrow in the world to doubt him. 611 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,752 When the source, unfortunately, is a person... 612 00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:32,256 who rarely has a kind word for anyone. 613 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:35,259 Hmm. You seem at peace. 614 00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:38,262 I am, father. 615 00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:40,898 Thank you again, father. Sure. 616 00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:43,400 Okay, artie. 617 00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:48,405 Do you prefer "corrado" or "junior"? 618 00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:52,359 I prefer "mr. Soprano." 619 00:46:52,359 --> 00:46:55,329 Your tenure as boss was a short one. 620 00:46:55,329 --> 00:46:58,782 Actually, it was unusual in several ways. 621 00:46:58,782 --> 00:47:01,251 Let me put this to you as simply as i can. 622 00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:05,255 You can avoid sentencing on these charges if you will testify that, in fact, 623 00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:09,676 you were not the boss of north jersey; that, in fact, 624 00:47:09,676 --> 00:47:13,180 your nephew, anthony soprano, wasandis. 625 00:47:13,180 --> 00:47:16,600 Thathe, de facto, controlled your capos... 626 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,602 with the backing of two of the new york families, 627 00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:21,605 communicating through their emissary, john sacrimoni. 628 00:47:25,058 --> 00:47:27,060 We want johnny sack. 629 00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:30,063 But more than him, we want mangano and teresi. 630 00:47:30,063 --> 00:47:33,517 I wanna fuck angie dickinson. See who gets lucky first. 631 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,953 We want you to corroborate information that we obtained... 632 00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:37,955 through informants and wire tap... 633 00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:40,457 that you were allowed to profit, more or less, 634 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:43,961 but you were not making policy, and you were not in the new york loop. 635 00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:47,464 You were positioned to take the hits, and now you've taken them. 636 00:47:47,464 --> 00:47:51,468 Question is, how long are you gonna keep eating shit? 637 00:47:54,922 --> 00:47:59,426 You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? 638 00:48:07,935 --> 00:48:11,438 My nephew running things? 639 00:48:11,438 --> 00:48:15,442 Not thatstrunz. Not in this life. 640 00:48:22,082 --> 00:48:26,587 Hey! Here, let me schlepp that. 641 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:30,340 You got any more in the car? Mm- mm. 642 00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,844 How did you get in here? Liliana. 643 00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:36,346 She said to tell you that she left early. 644 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:40,350 So, what they're sayin' on the tv about the storm that's headed this way, huh? 645 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:42,352 Yeah. You want some coffee? 646 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,354 Only if you're makin' it. 647 00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:46,356 Father, don't start that. 648 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:51,361 No, really. I mean, it's practically the cocktail hour anyway. 649 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,865 - Would you rather have a glass of wine? - How about a lillet? 650 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:58,368 You in the mood? 651 00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:02,372 Just came to check on you guys, see how you're holding up with these indictments. 652 00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:04,875 We're hangin' in. Oh. 653 00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:09,379 So, what we were talking about, a few months back-- 654 00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:12,883 think any of these recent developments have brought tony any closer... 655 00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:15,385 to reexamining his life? 656 00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:19,389 Making some hard choices? I told her she was not to use my card again. 657 00:49:19,389 --> 00:49:21,391 No, that's mine. 658 00:49:21,391 --> 00:49:23,894 One true thing, just out on dvd. 659 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,396 I was over at video one anyway, i thought maybe... 660 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:30,017 you might want to take your mind off these stressors. 661 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:36,023 You want to stay for dinner? 662 00:49:36,273 --> 00:49:40,527 - Something wrong, carm? - Just tell me so i know how many steaks to defrost. 663 00:49:40,527 --> 00:49:45,032 - Tony's not gonna make it. - Well, if-- 664 00:49:45,532 --> 00:49:48,035 you know, as i was saying, my real concern for tony-- 665 00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:51,788 father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. 666 00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:55,292 You know it and i know it-- at least for the foreseeable future. 667 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,794 Then that's even a bigger reason to-- he's a sinner, father. 668 00:49:57,794 --> 00:50:00,797 And you come up here and you eat his steaks, 669 00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:04,301 and you use his home entertainment center-- carmela, 670 00:50:04,801 --> 00:50:09,056 the dvd is for you. Really? Even after just last week i told you... 671 00:50:09,556 --> 00:50:12,059 i'm not a big renee zellwegger fan. You did? 672 00:50:12,059 --> 00:50:16,697 I- i don't remember that. You wanna watch one true thing, fine. 673 00:50:16,697 --> 00:50:19,199 At least admit it. 674 00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:22,703 I d-- i thought you liked movies. Mea culpa. 675 00:50:22,703 --> 00:50:27,207 Jesus, you know, i get exactly the same "who, me?" shit with tony. 676 00:50:27,207 --> 00:50:29,710 Two i don't need. 677 00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:33,714 "Has tony thought about changing?" Father, please. 678 00:50:33,714 --> 00:50:36,216 You do think i'm a schnorrer, don't you? 679 00:50:36,216 --> 00:50:38,218 A- a- a parasite. 680 00:50:38,218 --> 00:50:41,221 I asked you that before and you denied it, but clearly that's what you think. 681 00:50:41,471 --> 00:50:43,974 No. You know what i think, father? 682 00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:46,977 I think that you like the-- i don't even know what to call it-- 683 00:50:46,977 --> 00:50:52,482 the, uh,"whiff" of sexuality that never goes anyplace. 684 00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:56,603 I had feelings for you, carmela. I admitted it. 685 00:50:56,603 --> 00:50:58,605 It's my job to deal with them so i can... 686 00:50:58,605 --> 00:51:00,607 carry on my pastoral duties. 687 00:51:01,108 --> 00:51:03,610 How does rosalie aprile fit into your feelings for me? 688 00:51:04,111 --> 00:51:09,116 Oh, so that's it. 689 00:51:09,116 --> 00:51:13,120 I really appreciate everything that you've done for me, father phil, truly. 690 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:18,008 The religious counselling, the book on buddhism, 691 00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:21,011 the wonderful chats-- i am very fond of you. 692 00:51:21,511 --> 00:51:24,381 More than fond. 693 00:51:25,382 --> 00:51:28,268 But i think you need to look at yourself. 694 00:51:30,637 --> 00:51:32,639 Call this an intervention. 695 00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:36,143 Because i think you have this m. O. Where you manipulate... 696 00:51:36,143 --> 00:51:38,645 spiritually thirsty women, 697 00:51:38,645 --> 00:51:42,149 and i think a lot of it is tied up with food, somehow, 698 00:51:42,149 --> 00:51:45,652 as well as the sexual tension game. 699 00:51:47,654 --> 00:51:51,158 Whoa. 700 00:52:40,841 --> 00:52:44,845 Oh, mr. Soprano? Your wife found you. Good. 701 00:52:44,845 --> 00:52:46,847 Found me? What are you talking about? 702 00:52:46,847 --> 00:52:50,851 You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. 703 00:52:50,851 --> 00:52:53,353 Your mom's had a stroke. 704 00:52:53,353 --> 00:52:56,857 Stroke? The news on tv yesterday, it really upset her. 705 00:52:56,857 --> 00:52:59,359 Not that it's any of my business. Anyhow, it just happened. 706 00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:02,863 The e. M. T. 's are stabilizing her for the ride to st. Vincent's. 707 00:53:04,865 --> 00:53:07,367 Ma. 708 00:53:07,367 --> 00:53:09,369 I know what you did. Sir, please-- 709 00:53:09,369 --> 00:53:13,623 your only son. Your middle child. 710 00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:16,877 - She can't answer you. Her speech center's been affected. - Yeah, my ass. 711 00:53:16,877 --> 00:53:20,881 Heard the tapes, ma. The fuckin' f. B. I. Tapes. Don't tell me you don't know-- 712 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,633 hey! George clooney, don't get in the fuckin' middle of this. 713 00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:25,635 Mr. Soprano-- alonzo, call security. 714 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:30,640 Uncle jun's in jail now. And i got one last detail i gotta take care of. 715 00:53:30,757 --> 00:53:33,760 Mr. Soprano! I didn't tell you, i don't die that fuckin' easy, ma. 716 00:53:33,894 --> 00:53:36,396 I'm gonna live a long, happy life, which is more than i can say for you. 717 00:53:36,897 --> 00:53:37,898 That's enough! Yeah? 718 00:53:37,898 --> 00:53:40,150 Keep her moving. Keep moving. 719 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:43,653 - I try to do right by you. You try to get me whacked? - She doesn't understand you. 720 00:53:43,653 --> 00:53:45,655 She smiled! Look at the look on her face! 721 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:48,158 Go look at the look on her face. She's smiling. 722 00:53:48,275 --> 00:53:50,277 Get off me. Off me. 723 00:53:50,277 --> 00:53:53,280 Look at her face! She's got a fuckin' smile on her face! 724 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,282 All right, that's enough. 725 00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:29,899 She go vacation! 726 00:54:54,424 --> 00:54:57,427 Dad, give it up. We're not gonna make it to aunt patty's. 727 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:04,434 Dad, hello. We're not gonna make it to aunt patty's. 728 00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,936 Why did i buy a goddamn off- road vehicle? 729 00:55:07,070 --> 00:55:10,323 To waste petrochemical resources? 730 00:55:10,323 --> 00:55:13,827 She's right. We can't keep drivin' in this. I can hardly see in front of us here. 731 00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:17,580 What street are we on? I think it's walnut parkway. 732 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:19,699 I got an idea. 733 00:55:27,707 --> 00:55:30,210 Come on, come on. Inside. 734 00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:32,712 It better be open. Forget the umbrella. Come on. 735 00:55:41,721 --> 00:55:43,356 Artie, thank christ. 736 00:55:43,356 --> 00:55:45,859 We went to pick up the kids at school because of the buses and all. 737 00:55:45,859 --> 00:55:48,478 We can't get to the house. There's a huge tree across mountain avenue. 738 00:55:48,728 --> 00:55:51,481 Oh, marrone. We been driving around since 7:00. 739 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:54,484 Nobody's eaten nothing. Ton, i got no power, no lights-- 740 00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:56,986 i'm closing as soon as these last few people leave. 741 00:55:56,986 --> 00:55:59,989 Let's go to mickey d. 's, they'll be open. All right, let's go. 742 00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:06,880 Let's go. No! Come on! What do you-- come on! 743 00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:08,998 We'll figure out something. Come on. 744 00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:13,253 They gave me steroids, too, but it fucked me up. 745 00:56:13,753 --> 00:56:16,756 Yeah, well, keep away from me when i ski, all right? 746 00:56:16,756 --> 00:56:20,760 Hey, look at this. Hey, what are you doing, ton? 747 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,763 Hey, squirt. How are you doin', pal? 748 00:56:23,763 --> 00:56:26,266 Adriana, you look beautiful. How are you doin'? 749 00:56:30,270 --> 00:56:32,772 - How are you? - 750 00:56:32,772 --> 00:56:37,777 chiara, her brother and sister, are back in the kitchen if you want to say hello. 751 00:56:38,278 --> 00:56:41,281 More refugees. The gas is still workin'. 752 00:56:41,781 --> 00:56:45,285 I been cookin' by candlelight. I can make anything on the menu except-- 753 00:56:45,285 --> 00:56:50,173 - whatever you got is fine. - Jose! Cabernet, por favor. 754 00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:53,042 - Regaleali, right? - Yeah. Beautiful. 755 00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:56,546 No cigars, please. 756 00:57:04,053 --> 00:57:07,557 Look at that fuckin' lovesick pygmy over there. 757 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:12,061 The skip seein' a psychiatrist-- 758 00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:14,564 how's that sit with your ass? 759 00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:16,566 I usually do sit with my ass. 760 00:57:16,566 --> 00:57:18,568 Why don't you sit with yours? Hey! 761 00:57:18,568 --> 00:57:21,571 Pat cooper over here. 762 00:57:21,571 --> 00:57:23,573 Wait a minute. This bothers you? 763 00:57:24,073 --> 00:57:25,575 Yousawa fuckin' psychiatrist. 764 00:57:26,075 --> 00:57:29,078 Not a woman. I can't get past that. 765 00:57:29,078 --> 00:57:32,582 It don't compute for me. You're the one with the fuckin' issues. 766 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:35,084 Womanissues. Ah, i don't even wanna fuckin' go there. 767 00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:37,587 Well, let's not. 768 00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:40,590 Irregardless, i said my piece. 769 00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:42,592 What are you gettin' at, paulie? 770 00:57:43,092 --> 00:57:46,095 Nothin'. 771 00:57:46,095 --> 00:57:49,599 Look, he's gonna be their new boss now. 772 00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:53,603 In name, in everything. Wish himbuona fortuna. 773 00:57:57,991 --> 00:57:59,993 You guys have any peanut butter back here? 774 00:57:59,993 --> 00:58:02,996 You gotta be kidding. 775 00:58:13,006 --> 00:58:16,626 Oh, god, artie, you saved our friggin' lives here. 776 00:58:17,877 --> 00:58:20,380 It's beautiful, artie. Thank you. 777 00:58:20,513 --> 00:58:22,015 Enjoy. 778 00:58:24,017 --> 00:58:26,519 - Ah, fuck! - Hey! 779 00:58:26,519 --> 00:58:28,638 You said "frig." 780 00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:34,143 All right, wait a minute. 781 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:36,396 I'd like to propose a toast. 782 00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:40,400 To my family. 783 00:58:42,902 --> 00:58:46,906 Someday soon, you're gonna have families of your own. 784 00:58:47,407 --> 00:58:49,909 And if you're lucky, 785 00:58:49,909 --> 00:58:52,912 you'll remember the little moments. 786 00:58:52,912 --> 00:58:55,415 Like this. 787 00:58:58,918 --> 00:59:01,921 That were good. 788 00:59:03,423 --> 00:59:05,808 Cheers. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net